Jam Mechanics S3E04: Min/Max Your Wiping
Jam Mechanics S3E04: Min/Max Your Wiping
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Don't blame me for this title. This was Matt. Episode four of our once-respected podcast finds Bug and Matt diving deep into Hallmark Channel Movies and talking about their feelings
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-- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --
Prompt: "Just a Feeling"
----Bug's Song-----
Title: Liberal Kitty
Additional Challenge: 200bpm
Lyrics:
He's just a feline looking well groomed
He makes a beeline for me when he sees I have food
And you can see why kitty is the king of the house
you'll never hear him coming when he's ready to pounce
His heroes are awesome: Bagheera, Mufasa
He doesn't care for Aslan as we raised him as agnostic
If you put on the Aristocats he does get quite upset
cause this righteous little kitty really hates the 1%
He's a Liberal Kitty
That's the Liberal Kitty
He shimmy, shimmy, shimmies to the left,
and has the right to meow
He voted for Kamala but it didn't count
cause he's a liberal kitty, and just a literal cat
He's just a feline sharing his views
He doesn't see why people care which bathroom you use
and it seems like you shouldn't need 2 jobs to survive
sellling toe bean pictures on the web to get by
He donates to causes, his toe beans are awesome
Between Bernie and AOC his favorite's a toss-up
He thinks we'll have a woman running things eventually
and he really thinks that catnip should be moved to schedule 3
He's a liberal Kitty
That's the Liberal Kitty
He shimmy, shimmy, shimmies to the left,
and has the right to meow
He voted for Kamala but it didn't count
cause he's a liberal kitty, and just a literal cat
He is my liberal kitty
he's from a deep blue city
his toe beans are so pretty
He is my liberal kitty
He is my liberal kitty
he's from a deep blue city
his toe beans: itty bitty
He is my liberal kitty
---- Matt's Song -----
Title: Aurora Teagarden: Reunited and it feels so Deadly
Additional Challenge: Must be titled after a Hallmark Movie
Lyrics:
i gotta wonder what you're doing here
i gotta little too comfortable i think
i guess we gotta little used to not
running in running in running in each other
now we've had a bit of time to stew
to really soften us up and soak it all in
i thought i had a lot to say to you
but open my mouth and bite off the tip of my tongue
REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO DEADLY
REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO DEADLY
NANANANANA
what a pity that you brought a gun
i really thought for a moment you were happy to see me now
what a shame that i came prepared
with a kev with a kev with a kevlar vest
and then you ask me if i liked the taste
of my freshly brewed polonium tea
not as much as i like the sound
of the boom of the bomb that has gone off right under your seat
REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO DEADLY
REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO DEADLY
Hate is really just a feeling that we share
I squeeze your hand just to check you are still there
And I feel like squeeze back in the dark
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